{"id":779,"date":"2025-01-11T11:09:50","date_gmt":"2025-01-11T11:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bochenekkrzysztof.pl\/?p=779"},"modified":"2025-01-11T11:09:50","modified_gmt":"2025-01-11T11:09:50","slug":"strach-przed-tronem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bochenekkrzysztof.pl\/?p=779","title":{"rendered":"Strach przed tronem"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bernard mi opowiada\u0142, jakiego kiedy\u015b mia\u0142 pecha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obudzi\u0142 si\u0119 tego dnia do\u015b\u0107 p\u00f3\u017ano.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">W trakcie mycia zabrak\u0142o wody w prysznicu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gdy wychodzi\u0142 z kabiny, to si\u0119 po\u015blizgn\u0105\u0142 na mydle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Z bol\u0105c\u0105 r\u0119k\u0105, rozbitym czo\u0142em zak\u0142ada\u0142 koszul\u0119 i urwa\u0142 2 guziki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a><\/a>Suwak w rozporku mu si\u0119 zaci\u0105\u0142, sznur\u00f3wka si\u0119 urwa\u0142a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie zauwa\u017cy\u0142, \u017ce w\u0142o\u017cy\u0142 dwie r\u00f3\u017cne skarpetki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Samoch\u00f3d nie zapali\u0142, bo nie wy\u0142\u0105czy\u0142 \u015bwiate\u0142 na noc-pad\u0142 akumulator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My\u015blicie, \u017ce to koniec? A gdzie tam!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tramwaj, kt\u00f3rym pojecha\u0142, wypad\u0142 z szyn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wreszcie gdy dotar\u0142 na stacj\u0119 kolejow\u0105, to wsiad\u0142 do poci\u0105gu, w odwrotnym kierunku ni\u017c zamierza\u0142 jecha\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zorientowa\u0142 si\u0119 dopiero po trzech godzinach jazdy, gdy konduktor sprawdza\u0142 bilety.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My\u015bla\u0142, \u017ce to koniec, ale czekaj\u0105c na powrotny poci\u0105g, przysn\u0105\u0142 na dworcu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gdy si\u0119 obudzi\u0142, nie mia\u0142 walizki, z kt\u00f3r\u0105 podr\u00f3\u017cowa\u0142.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ca\u0142kowicie zdesperowany wyszed\u0142 na miasteczko, a \u017ce deszcz niedawno pada\u0142, ulica by\u0142a ca\u0142a w wodzie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie by\u0142o w tym nic dziwnego, \u017ce taks\u00f3wka go doszcz\u0119tnie ochlapa\u0142a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po jakim\u015b czasie ch\u0142opina my\u015bla\u0142, \u017ce szcz\u0119\u015bcie wr\u00f3ci\u0142o, bo spotka\u0142 anio\u0142a i zako\u0144czy dzie\u0144 przynajmniej szcz\u0119\u015bliwie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ale gdzie tam-z\u0142apa\u0142 wszy \u0142onowe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ma\u0142o tego to jeszcze u tej niby anielicy w trakcie posiedzenia na kibelku ugryz\u0142 go w kutasika szczur, kt\u00f3ry obra\u0142 t\u0119 drog\u0119 na wyj\u015bcie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Widz\u0119 wyra\u017anie, \u017ce mam jaki\u015b taki strach u siebie, gdy siadam na tronie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zapraszam na mojego bloga<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/l.facebook.com\/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fbochenekkrzysztof.pl%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR19DUuETHHGyueBnAaww1qyPNux6Rk0rKleNh0HA6rMC_O_q2Uy1bKgyh0_aem_jpQWlGyepolRQxVn-Xqgrg&amp;h=AT2UJpeKxqP22LdrHG26kd1mMJWEM-2XhhtnKWXnD7_iMhQs-vm3wX7n0jlbb31S-6RQllnpo_luTPyQse0mQtz0or3458pegPrp_hxwuxzQqFZOOt2lgMzk_uQLA8aBtfSx&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT0VRz48u6Sh7h_PuLRvvZ2axno1rMGgDTdH6uW0Hd_L1T_4UldCbHpVn6NOitsJu57S_rstwK7mThQcTd963ra5aJWfkMdXmH46MhMoF_WAPsP87ig3HRxpzUBe7k0UtlmL7GDqmiBjt0HStudRBqbHsKbly1Tu8MsC1gzjC-zuley11YKh\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/bochenekkrzysztof.pl<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo\/?fbid=29089425383989957&amp;set=a.101212899904591&amp;__cft__[0]=AZU8wlJ0vuJZJYYVNtL88PXN354Y-3R73Tar-FlvQMCy6aUk-2nNqkYtiXHQf2k-nKKSwVM9O74JoQ5opj1S7jti0zmQU42prf43sgGKeoK3wSMilu5Vfh282RCslrHuFNtYYi-Qx8TdTm6e4DH7_-QE5Hj5FSFntBkAzOHcwjhPZw&amp;__tn__=EH-R\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo\/?fbid=29089425383989957&amp;set=a.101212899904591&amp;__cft__[0]=AZU8wlJ0vuJZJYYVNtL88PXN354Y-3R73Tar-FlvQMCy6aUk-2nNqkYtiXHQf2k-nKKSwVM9O74JoQ5opj1S7jti0zmQU42prf43sgGKeoK3wSMilu5Vfh282RCslrHuFNtYYi-Qx8TdTm6e4DH7_-QE5Hj5FSFntBkAzOHcwjhPZw&amp;__tn__=EH-R\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fktw5-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/472802995_29089425423989953_5336876921749691742_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296_tt6&amp;_nc_cat=103&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=Hzoxzo2GOw4Q7kNvgHsuY2M&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fktw5-1.fna&amp;_nc_gid=AZuhU9CloGQoFaZCo9LdtMh&amp;oh=00_AYCnCT5HWOWOa3xU2CwNSE-uVnFkOlfJT3K3mYUolCzk_g&amp;oe=678838C1\" alt=\"Mo\u017ce by\u0107 zdj\u0119ciem przedstawiaj\u0105cym 1 osoba\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bernard mi opowiada\u0142, jakiego kiedy\u015b mia\u0142 pecha. 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